zeldathemes
EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
EVERYTHING IS FINE.

virgo/hateful robot.

hi, i'm ecto.

i may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside i'm actually angrier.

my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat, and being a bitter asshole.

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shinmadokatensei:

My brother’s mother-in-law decided to buy a Spongebob blanket for my nephew and…well.

shinmadokatensei:

My brother’s mother-in-law decided to buy a Spongebob blanket for my nephew and…well.

dear internet

captain-raptor:

giant barks and teeny mews

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that is all

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

bunny-bum:

Nash Grier deleted his tumblr and someone’s already hoarded his url and the only thing on it now is a picture of a naked Gus Sorola drinking beer while sitting on a chair in a corner. I’m fucking pissing myself over here.

bunny-bum:

Nash Grier deleted his tumblr and someone’s already hoarded his url and the only thing on it now is a picture of a naked Gus Sorola drinking beer while sitting on a chair in a corner. I’m fucking pissing myself over here.

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

frendaseivelun:

shialablunt:

porn comments

frendaseivelun:

shialablunt:

porn comments

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zemmer:

WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOU HAVE PRIVILEGE THEY ARE NOT SAYING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS

THEY ARE SAYING YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SPECIFIC PROBLEMS THAT COME FROM OPPRESSION

THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT

thatdamnskeleton:

October is a month away?

 IT’S TIME TO…

Skeletonize

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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parkingstrange: